The Best Funny Circus Jokes

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I’m not so sure about the clowns though. Clowns are supposed to be funny, but personally I find them scary. How about you?

But anyhow, back to circus jokes and welcome to our collection which we hope you enjoy.


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The Irishman And The Elephant

Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always […]

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The Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who both worked for the circus, went to an adoption agency. Social workers there raised doubts about their suitability to be adoptive parents, after all they […]

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The Circus Lion Tamer

A circus owner was looking for a new lion tamer, so he placed an advertisement in the local paper. A short while later, two young people showed up for a […]

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Jewish Businessmen

Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for […]

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A Duck Walks Into A Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on a minute, you’re a duck!” […]

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Tap Dancing Duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing […]

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Duck

A duck walked into a bar, sat down at a table, looked at the food menu and ordered a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looked at him with amazement […]