Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always loved the circus from when he was a child and hadn’t been to one in years. He enjoyed the performance […]
The Best Funny Circus Jokes
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Who doesn’t love a funny circus joke? I love circus jokes, especially ones about the animals and the acrobats.
I’m not so sure about the clowns though. Clowns are supposed to be funny, but personally I find them scary. How about you?
But anyhow, back to circus jokes and welcome to our collection which we hope you enjoy.
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A husband and wife who both worked for the circus, went to an adoption agency. Social workers there raised doubts about their suitability to be adoptive parents, after all they worked in a circus and that’s not the most normal of situations. However, the couple produced photos of their fifty […]
A circus owner was looking for a new lion tamer, so he placed an advertisement in the local paper. A short while later, two young people showed up for a job interview. One was a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other was a gorgeous blonde woman about […]
Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for you. When I was in Florida, I went to the town where the circus stays during the winter. I happened […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on a minute, you’re a duck!” “I see your eyes are working”, the duck replies. “And I can see that you can talk!”, exclaims the barman. […]
A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some […]
A duck walked into a bar, sat down at a table, looked at the food menu and ordered a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looked at him with amazement and said, “But you’re a duck”. “I see your eyes are working”, replied the duck. “And you talk as well!” […]