So an Italian man was out drinking in various bars, hoping to get lucky picking up a girl to spend the night with. While at his favourite bar, he managed to hit on a rather gorgeous blonde woman. A few drinks later, by which time she was rather tipsy and […]
The Best Funny cigarette
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Two young guys were at a party in the woods with some friends, all drinking beer, when all of a sudden there was a tremendous storm with lots of thunder and rain. The two of them ran through the woods for about ten minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching […]
My friend is an idiot, he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, his big excuse is, as he said to me, “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus”. I […]
My friend smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, he is such an idiot! Guess what his big excuse is? “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus!” My response to […]
Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax for a few moments before starting their journey, rowing to safety. The cigarettes were […]
A young man walked into the convenience store at the gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. He pulled one cigarette out of the packet, casually lit it and started smoking it, while standing there at the fuel pumps. The cashier saw what he was doing, quickly ran out […]
One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his […]
John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, would you like to go to dinner with me next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice”, Marie […]
One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
Bad habits are not something anyone should have, but even worse when you are starting young. One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a really young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself and he […]