My friend smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, he is such an idiot! Guess what his big excuse is? “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus!” My response to […]
The Best Funny cigarette
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Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax for a few moments before starting their journey, rowing to safety. The cigarettes were […]
A young man walked into a gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. He pulled one out of the packet, casually lit it and started smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier ran out and called to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]
One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself, and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking. He stopped the boy, and asked how […]
