Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax for a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry, […]
Jokes tagged as: cigarette
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A young man walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out of the packet, casually lights it and starts smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier runs out and calls to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]
One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself, and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking. He stopped the boy, and asked how […]
