The Best Funny cigarette

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A Party In The Woods

Two young guys were at a party in the woods with some friends, all drinking beer, when all of a sudden there was a tremendous storm with lots of thunder […]

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My Friend Is An Idiot

My friend is an idiot, he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, his big excuse is, as he said to me, “Why should I quit […]

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Three Packs Of Cigarettes A Day

My friend smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, he is such an idiot! Guess what his big excuse is? “Why should I quit smoking? Anything […]

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The Lifeboat

Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided […]

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The Gas Station

A young man walked into the convenience store at the gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. He pulled one cigarette out of the packet, casually lit it and […]

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The Laboratory Rabbit

One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of […]

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The Sunday School Teacher

John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, […]

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Desert Island

One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island, in the middle of the vast ocean and all alone for ten years, was sitting on the beach […]

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Starting Young

Bad habits are not something anyone should have, but even worse when you are starting young. One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when […]