Church bulletins like any others can be full of spelling mistakes and other common grammatical errors. Here are some wonderful examples of church bulletins that can be taken the wrong […]
The Best Funny Church Jokes
In the Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, “May the Lord be with you” and the congregation used to respond by saying, “And with […]
A little boy was attending his first wedding ceremony, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin, looking a bit puzzled, asked him, “How many […]
One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your […]
Satan doesn’t always have his own way you know. This is a story about Satan and the old man. Just a few minutes before the church services started, the congregation […]
On Sunday morning in chapel the preacher asked the congregation “If there is anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by […]
The priest of a small Irish church said to his congregation, “Anyone who has special needs who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the […]
One Sunday, a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money, and he asked the people to consider leaving a little extra in the offering plate during […]
A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church. She went upstairs to his bedroom and knocked […]
“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Reverend,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon”. “I did find it rather disconcerting”, […]
A scantily clothed woman walks into the church late, in the middle of the sermon…