The Best Funny Church Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/323085A lot of people love church jokes and that’s why we have a collection of jokes about church to bring you a mass of them here. I’m not going to preach, I’m not the minister in the Minster, it’s up to you to do the reading. Here endeth the lesson.

Sorry about the church joke puns. Enjoy our collection of funny church jokes and yes, please feel free to share our posts to your friends. There are sharing links on each joke page to help.


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Church Bulletins

Church bulletins like any others can be full of spelling mistakes and other common grammatical errors. Here are some wonderful examples of church bulletins that can be taken the wrong […]

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May The Lord Be With You

In the Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, “May the Lord be with you” and the congregation used to respond by saying, “And with […]

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First Wedding

A little boy was attending his first wedding ceremony, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin, looking a bit puzzled, asked him, “How many […]

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Falling Asleep In Church

One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your […]

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Satan And The Old Man

Satan doesn’t always have his own way you know. This is a story about Satan and the old man. Just a few minutes before the church services started, the congregation […]

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Special Needs

On Sunday morning in chapel the preacher asked the congregation “If there is anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by […]

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My Hearing

The priest of a small Irish church said to his congregation, “Anyone who has special needs who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the […]

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Three Hymns

One Sunday, a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money, and he asked the people to consider leaving a little extra in the offering plate during […]

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The Substitute Organist

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.

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I’m Not Going To Church

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church. She went upstairs to his bedroom and knocked […]

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The Sunday Sermon

“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Reverend,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service,  “when my husband walked out during your sermon”. “I did find it rather disconcerting”, […]