After church one Sunday morning, a family were walking home when the mother commented to her husband, “The choir was awful this morning”. The father commented back to her, “Yes […]
The Best Funny Church Jokes
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A lot of people love church jokes and that’s why we have a collection of jokes about church to bring you a mass of them here. I’m not going to preach, I’m not the minister in the Minster, it’s up to you to do the reading. Here endeth the lesson.
Sorry about the church joke puns. Enjoy our collection of funny church jokes and yes, please feel free to share our posts to your friends. There are sharing links on each joke page to help.
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You know you are in a country church in the South of the USA when: People wonder, when Jesus fed the five thousand, whether the two fish were bass or […]
Three members of the local church congregation were asked “When you are in your casket, with friends and congregation members mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” […]
Two Jewish men were strolling down the street one day when they happened to walk past a Catholic church. Outside the church was a large sign that said, “Convert to […]
One morning a man walked into the Catholic church using a pair of crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some of the water on each leg […]
The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church as part of the celebration […]
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed that little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and […]
I guess that this may come as a surprise to those of you who don’t live in Las Vegas, but surprisingly enough, there are actually more catholic churches in Las […]
The story goes that some years ago there was a Scottish painter and decorator named Hamish McTaggart, who was always very interested in making a penny where he could. One […]
A little girl went to church with her mother for the first time. Soon, the little girl began feeling ill. “Mom,” she whispered, “I think I’m going to throw up.” […]
Miss O’Leary, who was the church organist in the small church in her village, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was a little old lady who […]
A man was walking in front of me as I was coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake […]