A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, […]
The Best Funny Church Jokes
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A lot of people love church jokes and that’s why we have a collection of jokes about church to bring you a mass of them here. I’m not going to preach, I’m not the minister in the Minster, it’s up to you to do the reading. Here endeth the lesson.
Sorry about the church joke puns. Enjoy our collection of funny church jokes and yes, please feel free to share our posts to your friends. There are sharing links on each joke page to help.
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One Sunday morning, Ellen took a friend of hers, who was blind to church with her. While they were waiting for the Sunday service to begin, there were several children […]
There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was […]
One Sunday, a Priest was giving a special children’s Mass to the congregation. During the homily, he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. About […]
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the […]
Did you used to go to Sunday School? Here’s a good Sunday School story for you to help stir up some memories of when you were young. When they were […]
Seamus went to Sunday Mass one day and the priest almost fainted when he saw him, because Seamus had never been seen in church in all of his adult life. […]
One Sunday morning there was a young boy fidgeting in church during the morning service. He was continually twitching and making noises, much to the annoyance of his parents, who […]
A vicar gave a really short sermon in just ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length that he spent talking when giving his sermons. He […]
A little boy was walking home from church down a dirt road one Sunday afternoon, when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the […]
Once upon a time a priest was given a new post at a church in Alaska. After a couple of years, the bishop went to visit him to see how […]