Jokes tagged as:  Church Jokes

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A lot of people love Church jokes and that’s why we have had a collection to bring you a mass of them here. I’m not going to preach, it’s up to you to do the reading. Here endeth the lesson. Enjoy our collection of funny church jokes.

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Sunday School

When they were on their way to a church service, the Sunday school teacher asked her little children, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping?” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:St_George%27s_Church,_George_Street,_Dumfries.jpg

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Young Boy Fidgeting In Church

One Sunday a young boy was constantly fidgeting and making noises in church during the morning service . His parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew, but were slowly but surely losing the battle. Finally, his father picked the little lad up and walked […]