A little boy was attending his first wedding, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How did you know that?” […]
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One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. […]
SATAN AND THE OLD MAN Just a few minutes before the church services started, congregation were sitting in their pews and talking, as is quite normal in a small town church where everybody knows each other. It’s a good opportunity to catch up on news and of course to gossip. […]
On Sunday morning in chapel the preacher asked the congregation “If there is anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” A number of people stood up and formed a line, including Jim Bob, who stood with the others […]
One Sunday, a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money, and he asked the people to consider leaving a little extra in the offering plate during the service. The pastor said that whoever gave the most, would be able to pick out three hymns. Well, after […]
There had been a terrific thunderstorm with torrential rain, and all the potholes in the streets and alleys were full of water. A young mother was watching her two little boys playing outside in the puddles through her kitchen window. She watched in shock as the older of the two […]
One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my […]
It’s been popular in recent years, especially in the USA, for churches to display signs outside to try and encourage people to go to their church. Often these church signs are funny, and often also topical. This is a selection of funny church signs, which I hope you enjoy. […]