A lot of people love church jokes and that’s why we have a collection of jokes about church to bring you a mass of them here. I’m not going to preach, I’m not the minister in the Minster, it’s up to you to do the reading. Here endeth the lesson.
It was late evening in a pub in County Cork in Ireland and the regulars were all toasting each other, Ireland and just about anything they could think of, all trying to come up with the best toast of the night. Paddy O’Reilly raised his glass of Guinness in the […]
The Best Funny Church Jokes
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A lot of people love church jokes and that’s why we have a collection of jokes about church to bring you a mass of them here. I’m not going to preach, I’m not the minister in the Minster, it’s up to you to do the reading. Here endeth the lesson.
Sorry about the church joke puns. Enjoy our collection of funny church jokes and yes, please feel free to share our posts to your friends. There are sharing links on each joke page to help.
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You have to love children at weddings don’t you, they are always unpredictable. This is a wonderful story of a young boy at a wedding. A young boy was at a relative’s wedding and as he was coming down the aisle, he kept taking two steps, then he would stop […]
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked her politely. “The front row, please”, she answered. “You really don’t want to do that”, […]
Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town out West. One beautiful sunny Sunday morning, she walked down the street to a church that was not far from her apartment. Gladys admired the large beautiful church building with it’s impressive stained glass windows as she stepped […]
The church was preparing for the Christmas season and the pastor decided he wanted a Christmas banner made for the church entrance. The pastor had a parishioner call a company that made banners. The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for […]
One Sunday morning, before the church service began, a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, sprinkled some on both legs and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell […]
Mrs. O’Connor and her little daughter Maria were outside their local church watching a wedding, with the guests coming and going, all dressed in their finery. After the wedding photographs had been taken and everyone had driven off to the reception, Maria turned and asked her mother, “Why did the […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think, especially when it comes to church, religion, God and all that. These letters to their Pastor were written by young children from all over the USA and are a fascinating insight into the way that children’s minds work and in some […]
Father O’Reilly, the parish priest of a small church in the Chicago suburbs, received a call from the IRS. He answered the phone and the person at the other end asked, “Hello, is this Father O’Reilly?” “It is”, Father O’Reilly replied. “I am Jim Robertson and I am calling from […]
This story about an Explanation Of God was supposedly written by an 8 year old boy from Chula Vista in California for a third grade homework assignment, the topic being to “Explain God”. It’s amazing what children come up with and this story has some excellent points as well as […]
Feargus was in church attending the Sunday Mass when the time came for the offering plate to be passed around He quickly pulled out a one Euro coin from his pocket and dropped it into the offering plate. Just then, the person who was sitting behind him, tapped Feargus on […]
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation at the church service in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to them, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river”. There […]