Bertie always played cricket on Sunday, which troubled his wife, who was a devout Christian. She asked the vicar, “Is it a sin for my husband to play cricket on Sunday?” “It’s not a sin”, the vicar replied, “but the way he plays, it’s a crime!” Image used under a […]
The Best Funny Christian Jokes
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I got to thinking the other day that sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. Take this example, where after his baby brother had been christened in church, David sobbed all the way home in […]
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way that his son had turned out, so he went to see his Rabbi to consult him about the matter. “I brought him up in the faith. I gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah. It cost me a fortune to educate him. […]
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles […]
Have you heard about the Alabama Pastor rumor? Now there are often rumors about the clergy, especially in small towns down south, but this rumor certainly had a pastor in a state of shock. When it was time for the Sunday sermon, an Alabama pastor stood up and instead of […]
There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said to him: “Stop. Don’t do it. Please don’t jump off the bridge!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like […]
Three blondes died, and they all found themselves at the pearly gates of Heaven, standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they would have to demonstrate that they were Christians. To do this, he would require each of them to explain to […]
The pastor and the bear is a story that echoes from northern Maine about a pastor who decided to skip his church services one Sunday because he wanted to go bear hunting up in the mountains. So off he drove that Sunday morning in his 4×4 wagon, until he came […]
Far far away in the warm clear blue tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around, their names were Justin and Christian. The pair of prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area, and finally one day Justin said to Christian, […]
A well known journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was, walking slowly […]
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and […]