The Best Funny Christian Jokes

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We have a number of Christian jokes in our collection of Religious jokes, probably because although many people see themselves as good Christians, they really aren’t, and like many religions, it’s one that is very two sided.

Actually, Christianity is more multi-sided, given the number of different sects, all of which profess to believe in the same God and the same things, but differently enough to make them hate each other.

As I see it, the perfect source for some good humour and some good jokes. Please share our posts if you enjoy them.

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Cricket On Sunday

Bertie always played cricket on Sunday, which troubled his wife, who was a devout Christian. She asked the vicar, “Is it a sin for my husband to play cricket on […]

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After The Christening

I got to thinking the other day that sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. […]

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The Jewish Lawyer And The Rabbi

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way that his son had turned out, so he went to see his Rabbi to consult him about the matter. “I brought him […]

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The Alabama Pastor Rumor

Have you heard about the Alabama Pastor rumor? Now there are often rumors about the clergy, especially in small towns down south, but this rumor certainly had a pastor in […]

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Always Wear Your Seat Belt

There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates […]

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Don’t Jump Off The Bridge!

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said to him: “Stop. Don’t do […]

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Three Blondes At The Pearly Gates

Three blondes died, and they all found themselves at the pearly gates of Heaven, standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they […]

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The Pastor And The Bear

The pastor and the bear is a story that echoes from northern Maine about a pastor who decided to skip his church services one Sunday because he wanted to go […]

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The Wailing Wall

A well known journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long […]

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Honk If You Love Jesus

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I […]