A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise”. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just as the wife reaches for the pot […]
Jokes tagged as: chinese
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I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man comes in. He goes up to the bar, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate […]
A Chinese man gets a job as a Garbage Collector in Southern Ireland. He turns up at a house in a rough area on the north side of Cork and knocks on the door. The door opens, and there is a man wearing a tight tee shirt, with crew-cut hair […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
A man goes to a Chinese restaurant for dinner, and is told by the maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, and to wait in the bar. So, while he waits for a table, he goes and has a seat at the bar, so he can […]
If you ever have the need to go to China in a hurry, your trip will be far more successful if you are able to communicate a bit with the locals in their own language. To help you in your communication endeavours while in China, here are a few simple […]
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching television and drinking a beer, when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of […]
A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be […]
I Like Chinese is one of the funniest and silliest songs from the Monty Python collection, with a cool video that goes together with it. If you enjoyed this silly song, please forward it to your friends and re-tweet it.
