Here’s a good question for you. Do you know who invented the car backup sensor? I bet you think it had to be Ford, maybe General Motors or another of the big American automobile manufacturers. Maybe you think it was one of the European innovators like Mercedes Benz, or annovation […]
The Best Funny chinese
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This is a quick lesson in learning Chinese, which should hopefully prove invaluable for you if you are a Westerner like me and the first hurdle is the fact that you can’t even read the characters, let alone pronounce them. For many of us whose native language is English, even […]
Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer. Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” The man said, “No, why […]
With so many names sounding the same, can you imagine what a typical day working on a Chinese switchboard must be like. Can you imagine all those telephone calls going in and out and the sheer volume of noise. I wonder if Chinese people ever get confused over their “L’s” […]
My dad once told me that he reckoned that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Brueghel_de_Oude_en_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Het_aards_paradijs_met_de_zondeval_van_Adam_en_Eva.jpg
A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise” which sounds like a rather interesting dish. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just […]
I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man comes in. He goes up to the bar, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate […]
A Chinese man gets a job as a Garbage Collector in Southern Ireland. He turns up at a house in a rough area on the north side of Cork and knocks on the door. The door opens, and there is a man wearing a tight tee shirt, with crew-cut hair […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
A man went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner and was told by the maitre’d that there would be at least a twenty minute wait for a table, so he would have to wait in the bar until he could be seated. So, while he waited for a table, he […]