Jokes tagged as:  chinese

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If Adam And Eve Were Chinese

My dad once told me that he reckoned that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Brueghel_de_Oude_en_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Het_aards_paradijs_met_de_zondeval_van_Adam_en_Eva.jpg

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Chicken Surprise

A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise”. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just as the wife reaches for the pot […]

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Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching television and drinking a beer, when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of […]