Two chickens were having an intense discussion one evening while sitting in their coop. “The farmer sells my eggs for a dollar a dozen”, says the first chicken. “That’s all?”, says the second chicken, “Why, he gets $1.10 for my eggs! And mine are much bigger than yours are.” The […]
The Best Funny chickens
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Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed. "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?... and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."