Welcome to our collection of funny chicken jokes, which includes jokes about chickens as well as jokes about eating chicken in various ways.
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs and can conjure up the most amazing meals, but others really struggle in the kitchen. I’m somewhere in the middle, […]
The Best Funny Chicken Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of funny chicken jokes, which includes jokes about chickens as well as jokes about eating chicken in various ways.
Chicken is one of the most versatile meats on the planet. Who doesn’t love chicken whether it’s roasted, fried, hot chicken wings and more.
And who doesn’t love to see chickens strutting around the farmyards as well.
Chickens also lay the eggs that we have for breakfast, and use to bake cakes and cookies.
And then there are the chicken jokes… There are far more chicken jokes than the one about “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
We hope you enjoy this collection of chicken jokes.
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I got into trouble at school today. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed out loud. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so […]
Here’s a silly chicken joke to start the day off. Have a fantastic fun filled day everyone. Two men men go to see the doctor, the first man tells the doctor that the other man is his brother and he has a problem. Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: […]
Murphy was getting more than a little peeved with the frequent visits they were getting from his wife’s two nephews, who were both Jesuit priests. She was in the habit of wining and dining them royally and on one occasion she forced Murphy to kill the two finest chickens in […]
A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise” which sounds like a rather interesting dish. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just […]
Murphy’s son was returning from the local market, carrying a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden, the crate fell, the door came open and chickens went running off in different directions. The young boy was mad at himself for dropping the crate, but […]
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was devastated to discover that it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed a […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens were regularly being run […]
Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe I saw this recipe for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who I know like to cook. Ingredients: 1 whole chicken (weight is dependant on how many servings are required) 1 large lemon, cut into halves […]
Harold came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep, deep slumber. The next thing he knew, he was standing before the Pearly Gates, where Saint Peter said to him, “Welcome Harold, you died in your sleep”. […]
