Welcome to our collection of funny chicken jokes, which includes jokes about chickens as well as jokes about eating chicken in various ways.
A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise”. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just as the wife reaches for the pot […]
Jokes tagged as: Chicken Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of funny chicken jokes, which includes jokes about chickens as well as jokes about eating chicken in various ways.
Chicken is one of the most versatile meats on the planet. Who doesn’t love chicken whether it’s roasted, fried, hot chicken wings and more.
And who doesn’t love to see chickens strutting around the farmyards as well.
Chickens also lay the eggs that we have for breakfast, and use to bake cakes and cookies.
And then there are the chicken jokes… There are far more chicken jokes than the one about “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
We hope you enjoy this collection of chicken jokes.
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Murphy’s son was returning from the local market, carrying a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden, the crate fell, the door came open and chickens went running off in different directions. The young boy was mad at himself for dropping the crate, but […]
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was devastated to discover that it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed a […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens were regularly being run […]
Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe I saw this recipe for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who I know like to cook. Ingredients: 1 whole chicken (weight is dependant on how many servings are required) 1 large lemon, cut into halves […]
Harold came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep, deep slumber. The next thing he knew, he was standing before the Pearly Gates, where Saint Peter said to him, “Welcome Harold, you died in your sleep”. […]
A city slicker decides that he has had enough of living in the city. He decides that he wants to become a farmer, so he moves to the country where he buys a farm. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me a hundred baby chickens”. […]
This is what happens after you spend a passionate night with a strange bird…
Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
A man was driving along a rural road one day, when he saw a three legged chicken strutting it’s way down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, but as he was driving he was amazed to see that the chicken was running […]
