The Best Funny Chicken Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fried-Chicken-Leg.jpgWelcome to our collection of funny chicken jokes, which includes jokes about chickens as well as jokes about eating chicken in various ways.

Chicken is one of the most versatile meats on the planet. Who doesn’t love chicken whether it’s roasted, fried, hot chicken wings and more.

And who doesn’t love to see chickens strutting around the farmyards as well.

Chickens also lay the eggs that we have for breakfast, and use to bake cakes and cookies.

And then there are the chicken jokes… There are far more chicken jokes than the one about “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

We hope you enjoy this collection of chicken jokes.


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The Farmer’s Wife

A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My […]

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Did You Hear About The Three Hens?

Did you hear about the three hens? The first hen was normal. The second hen was dyslexic. The third was a nymphomaniac. Every morning, when the hens woke up, they […]

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The Irishman, The Englishman And The Egg

Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up […]

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I Need Help To File My Taxes

An attractive young woman walked into an accountant’s office and said to him “I need help to file my taxes”. The accountant said to her, “Well madam, before we begin, […]

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Easter Morning

A rooster was strutting around the farmyard one Easter morning in a typical arrogant manner as roosters do. He walked into the hen house and to his surprise he came […]

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Cooking For Dummies

This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs […]

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Fried Chicken

I got into trouble at school today. Our class teacher asked me what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t […]

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My Brother Thinks He Is A Chicken

My brother thinks he is a chicken! Here’s a silly chicken joke to start the day off. Have a fantastic fun filled day everyone. Two men men go to see […]

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Jesuit Priests

Murphy was getting more than a little peeved with the frequent visits that his wife was getting from her two nephews, who were both Jesuit priests. She had got into […]

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Chicken Surprise

A couple decided to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They studied the menu and ordered the “Chicken Surprise” which sounded like a rather interesting dish. About twenty […]

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The Crate Of Chickens

Murphy’s son Finan was returning from the local market, carrying a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden, the crate fell to the ground, […]

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The Mousetrap

A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package that was on the kitchen table. “What delicious food might […]