A retiring farmer decided that it would be too much like hard work to hold a livestock sale, and so he planned to give his animals away to his neighbors. He needed to rid his farm of animals, in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house […]
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A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So, he decided to go to every house in his town. To the households where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the households where the wife was the boss, he […]
Little Tommy came home from school one day, and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained to Tommy that the chicken had died, he was going to heaven, and […]
Each Friday night after work, Michael would fire up his outdoor grill and cook chicken. All of Michael’s neighbors were Catholic and since this was Lent, they refrained from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled chicken wafted throughout the neighborhood causing so much frustration for the […]
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen calling “‘what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”