This is what happens after you spend a passionate night with a strange bird…
Jokes tagged as: Chicken Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of funny chicken jokes, which includes jokes about chickens as well as jokes about eating chicken in various ways.
Chicken is one of the most versatile meats on the planet. Who doesn’t love chicken whether it’s roasted, fried, hot chicken wings and more.
And who doesn’t love to see chickens strutting around the farmyards as well.
Chickens also lay the eggs that we have for breakfast, and use to bake cakes and cookies.
And then there are the chicken jokes… There are far more chicken jokes than the one about “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
We hope you enjoy this collection of chicken jokes.
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Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
A man was driving along a rural road one day, when he saw a three legged chicken strutting it’s way down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, but as he was driving he was amazed to see that the chicken was running […]
A retiring farmer decided that it would be too much like hard work to hold a livestock sale, and so he planned to give his animals away to his neighbors. He needed to rid his farm of animals, in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house […]
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So, he decided to go to every house in his town. To the households where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the households where the wife was the boss, he […]
Little Tommy came home from school one day, and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained to Tommy that the chicken had died, he was going to heaven, and […]
Each Friday night after work, Michael would fire up his outdoor grill and cook chicken. All of Michael’s neighbors were Catholic and since this was Lent, they refrained from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled chicken wafted throughout the neighborhood causing so much frustration for the […]
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen calling “‘what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”
