Have you heard the one about the five young bulls? Ok, so there were these five young bulls who were standing around in their pasture on the farm, as bulls do, discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first bull proudly announced that he wanted to […]
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A man from Illinois left the snow covered streets of Chicago for a vacation in South Florida. His wife was away on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. His flight to South Florida was on time and the weather was calm, so three […]
Harry left home early one morning and headed to the airport for a short business trip to Chicago. He had only driven a few blocks down the road, when he realized he had left his plane ticket on top of the dresser. Pleased with himself that he had allowed plenty […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
A Boeing 747 is just coming into land at O’Hare International airport in Chicago, the plane is on its final approach. As is normal when a plane is coming into land, the pilot switches on the intercom: “This is Captain Johanson. Well everyone, we are on our final descent into […]
Tyrone was a stupid and clumsy boy. None of his classmates at school liked him, because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone!” One day, Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that, finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, a few years ago, a very large, as the story goes, an old building was being torn down in Chicago […]
A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world and literally sold everything under the sun. “Have you ever been a salesman before?” the boss asked the Texas lad during his job interview. “Oh […]