Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. “Give me an egg”, said Patrick, “any size, any colour”. The manager reached over and gave Patrick an egg. As […]
The Best Funny chef
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A customer in the Italian restaurant enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much that he asked if he could speak to the chef. The restaurant owner proudly led him into the kitchen, and introduced him to the chef. “Your veal parmigiana was superb,” the customer said. “I just spent […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line) A trashman? (He dumps you) A clockmaker? (He two-times you) A pastry cook? […]