The Best Funny Centipede Jokes

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I guess most of us find centipedes pretty funny, probably because they have 100 legs (well I guess it’s 100 I never tried to count).

Here are some funny centipede jokes for you to enjoy.

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Short Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving comes just once a year, and I guess that’s a good thing because most Thanksgiving jokes are really bad! Here is a selection of some of the worst short […]

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The Perfect Pet

So a man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything, in essence The Perfect Pet. The pet […]

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High School Prose

These are allegedly actual metaphors and analogies taken from prose that was written by high school students as part of their exams and classwork. Some of them are really quite […]