There is a strange legend that I have heard told about the cemetery where Mozart was buried. After the great compiser Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away, he was buried in […]
The Best Funny Cemetery Jokes
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If you are looking for cemetery jokes you have come to the right place.
Cemeteries can be amazing places to visit, but they can also be really creepy as well. Cemeteries are the topic of some great Halloween jokes and we have a great collection of funny cemetery jokes here for you to enjoy.
This Halloween like before we have managed to find some really funny yard display pictures for you to enjoy. We hope you get a good laugh out of these and […]
One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the […]
One dark October night, two men were walking home after a night of drinking down the pub and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery on their way home. […]
A woman was taking a vacation in Vienna at the end of October. A friend had dared her to walk through a cemetery on Halloween and she had decided to […]
The story goes that some years ago there was a Scottish painter and decorator named Hamish McTaggart, who was always very interested in making a penny where he could. One […]
A couple’s happy married life almost went on the rocks, because of old Aunt Emma who was living with them. For seventeen long years, old Aunt Emma lived with them, […]
After a night of heavy drinking, two Irishmen staggered home from their country pub, intending to take a short cut through the cemetery. As creepy as it sounds, walking through […]
Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in […]
Two women friends were walking home after a girl’s night out, when one turned to the other and said “Mary Jane, I’ve got to go, I REALLY have to go […]
When Brian was at the cemetery to put some flowers on his Grandmother’s grave, he noticed a man who appeared to be very distraught. The man was in front of […]
Here’s a lovely story about a funeral piper, a man asked to play the bagpipes at a funeral. It’s sure to raise a few laughs or at least we hope […]