One day I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. I told the salesman that we had already purchased our plots and they were in another cemetery. The salesman seemed uncertain as to what […]
The Best Funny Cemetery Jokes
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One dark October night, two men were walking home after a night of drinking down the pub and decided to take a shortcut home through the cemetery. They had reached about the middle of the graveyard, which was pretty eerie in the pitch darkness, when they were startled by a […]
A woman is taking a vacation in Vienna at the end of October. A friend has dared her to walk through a cemetery on Halloween and she decides to take her up on the dare. She has been walking through this somewhat creepy cemetery, on an evening when it’s almost […]
A couple’s happy married life almost went on the rocks, because of old Aunt Emma who was living with them. For seventeen long years, old Aunt Emma lived with them, and she was always crotchety, and always demanding, and she had made their life a living hell. Pretty much, their […]
Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in the cemetery that he passes on the way home, intending to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Patrick […]
Two women friends were walking home after a girl’s night out, when one turned to the other and said “Mary Jane, I’ve got to go, I REALLY have to go pee and there isn’t a toilet anywhere near here!”. Her friend Mary Jane said that she had to go as […]
When Brian was at the cemetery to put some flowers on his Grandmother’s grave, he noticed a man who appeared to be very distraught. The man was in front of a gravestone several yards away, and he was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back […]
As a piper, I have played the bagpipes at many different occasions, but the strangest thing of all happened to me recently when I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. This man had no family or friends, and so the service […]
A man was at the cemetery and had just placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. He had started walking back toward his car, when his attention was diverted to another man who was kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound […]