There is a strange legend that I have heard told about the cemetery where Mozart was buried. After the great compiser Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away, he was buried in the churchyard of St. Marx in Vienna in his native Austria. The interesting thing is though, his grave is unmarked. […]
The Best Funny Cemetery Jokes
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If you are looking for cemetery jokes you have come to the right place.
Cemeteries can be amazing places to visit, but they can also be really creepy as well. Cemeteries are the topic of some great Halloween jokes and we have a great collection of funny cemetery jokes here for you to enjoy.
This Halloween like before we have managed to find some really funny yard display pictures for you to enjoy. We hope you get a good laugh out of these and if you have any more funny yard display pictures that you think our readers might like, please do send them […]
One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the salesman that my husband and I had already discussed where we wanted to be buried and that we had already […]
One dark October night, two men were walking home after a night of drinking down the pub and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery on their way home. The two of them had reached about the middle of the cemetery, which was pretty eerie for anyone to experience […]
A woman was taking a vacation in Vienna at the end of October. A friend had dared her to walk through a cemetery on Halloween and she had decided to take her up on the dare. The woman had been walking through this somewhat creepy cemetery for a while. It […]
The story goes that some years ago there was a Scottish painter and decorator named Hamish McTaggart, who was always very interested in making a penny where he could. One way that he found he could do this was to thin down his paint to make it go just a […]
A couple’s happy married life almost went on the rocks, because of old Aunt Emma who was living with them. For seventeen long years, old Aunt Emma lived with them, and she was always crotchety, and always demanding, and she had made their life a living hell. Pretty much, their […]
After a night of heavy drinking, two Irishmen staggered home from their country pub, intending to take a short cut through the cemetery. As creepy as it sounds, walking through the cemetery was a lot quicker than taking the road, even if it did mean walking past hundreds of graves […]
Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in the cemetery that he passes on the way home, intending to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Patrick […]
Two women friends were walking home after a girl’s night out, when one turned to the other and said “Mary Jane, I’ve got to go, I REALLY have to go pee and there isn’t a toilet anywhere near here!”. Her friend Mary Jane said that she had to go as […]
When Brian was at the cemetery to put some flowers on his Grandmother’s grave, he noticed a man who appeared to be very distraught. The man was in front of a gravestone several yards away and he was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back […]
Here’s a lovely story about a funeral piper, a man asked to play the bagpipes at a funeral. It’s sure to raise a few laughs or at least we hope so. All that we ask is that if you enjoy our jokes, please share our posts with your friends to […]