There’s nothing nicer than driving through the countryside, that is until you hit something. here’s a story about a man and his car and a dead cat. A man had been driving for what seemed hours down a long winding country lane with nothing but fields either side, when he […]
The Best Funny Cat Jokes
A veterinary surgeon had been busy all day. It was one of those days when he had to tend to one emergency after the another. When he finally got home from seeing to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting for him. She was wearing a black mini-dress with […]
Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. For all of you parents who have teenage children or whose children were once teenagers, you may want to know what they really have in common with cats: Neither teenagers nor […]
I really don’t like cats, never have done. so when I read this I knew it had to go up on The Laughline as I can just imagine it happening to someone. It’s probably happened to YOU! A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat. It was always messing in the […]
One day, a hungry bear was sitting on the side of a river bank, watching a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch a fly. The bear thought to himself, “if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up to get the fly and […]
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Have you heard of the Miracle Cat Diet? It could be the one for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there is […]
A famous art collector is walking through the city, when he notices a mangy looking cat who is lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. The art collector does a double take, when he recognizes that the saucer is extremely old. It’s a very valuable collectors […]
A couple were going out for the evening. They had got ready, she was all dolled up, they had put the cat out, both of them were ready for a night out on the town. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots […]
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside your pet’s head? Sometimes we like to think that we know what our pets are thinking, and often with dogs we can be right, but now always, as those who have been bitten by a “friendly” dog will no doubt testify. But […]
Whether you are a cat lover or not (and I’m definitely not a cat lover), this is a hysterical story about a painful cat incident involving a cat and a husband who was just trying to keep his wife happy. We have all had trouble with our animals, but I […]