A bus driving down a busy street struck a Catholic man who had been standing at a bus stop, a tragic accident. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped. Long seconds dragged on but no […]
The Best Funny Catholic Jokes
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There was a dead man in the street. The man was immaculately dressed. He was dressed more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay, dressed in a black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead. ‘How did he get […]
One day two blondes went to the tanning salon. The first blonde said to the assistant, ” A tan for two please!” The assistant said, “That’s ok, please take a seat”. She then filled out a form for them and asked, “are you two sisters?” They chuckled and replied, ” […]
This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and […]
