The Best Funny Catholic Jokes

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It’s easy to make fun of all religions and Catholics are not immune to having lots of religious jokes told about them. This is our collection of Catholic jokes which we hope you will enjoy reading.

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How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles […]

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