The Best Funny Castle Jokes

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Image Copyright Tony Payne 2017If you are looking for funny castle jokes you have come to the right place. We have a great collection of funny castle jokes for you to enjoy.

Ok, so some of the jokes will make you groan, but look on it as exercise. Actually, I think groaning exercises the muscles more than laughing.

But back to the castle jokes and we really hope you enjoy the selection that we have here for you. If you enjoy them, please help us by sharing our jokes and you can follow us on Facebook, Twitter or by subscribing to our feed.


Image Copyright Tony Payne 2017 – Corfe Castle in Dorset, England

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The Blarney Stone

A group of Americans were touring Ireland, one of the locations being Blarney Castle, the site of the famous Blarney Stone. One of the women in the group was a […]

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Guided Tour Of A Castle

Murphy was on holiday in County Kerry and visited a creepy old castle where he decided to go on a guided tour to make the most of his visit. The […]

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Photos Of Ghosts

A photographer was determined to get some photos of ghosts, so he went to a haunted castle one Halloween, confident that he would succeed in his endeavour and that the […]

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Thirsty Vampire Bats

It had been a hot dry summer in Transylvania and three thirsty Vampire bats were hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set […]

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The Priest And The Bus Driver

A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions […]

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What Goes On Inside Your Pet’s Head

Have you ever wondered what goes on inside your pet’s head? Sometimes we like to think that we know what our pets are thinking, and often with dogs we can […]

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Honeymoon In Transylvania

Arthur and Margaret Hill were getting married and decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles, all […]

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The Ancient Castle

A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle. “This place,” the tour guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a […]

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Castles In The Air

This is a joke about building castles in the air, which means “To create dreams, hopes, or plans that are impossible, unrealistic, or have very little chance of succeeding”. So, […]

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Italian Dinner

One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired […]