Murphy visits a creepy old castle in County Kerry and decides to go on a guided tour. The guide was dressed up in period costume from the 1600’s, really looked the part and certainly knew a lot about the old castle, making it’s history come to life. Several hours later […]
The Best Funny castle
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A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door, where the priest sees […]
A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle. “This place,” the tour guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years.” “Wow,” said one woman dryly, […]
This is a joke about building castles in the air, which means “To create dreams, hopes, or plans that are impossible, unrealistic, or have very little chance of succeeding”. What’s the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychiatrist? A neurotic is the person who builds a castle in […]
Two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food, and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change from the […]