A man was playing a round of golf and was standing in the middle of the fairway, about 140 yards out from the hole, debating what club to use from that position, when suddenly he heard a frog whisper from the rough, “Use an 8-iron”. The golfer, who was deep […]
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A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
Two croupiers are sitting looking rather bored at the roulette table in the casino. Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a spin of the wheel. As she does so, she […]
This may come as a surprise to those of you who don’t live in Las Vegas, but there are actually more catholic churches than there are casinos in that city. Given the number of gamblers in Las Vegas, you probably won’t be surprised to learn that some worshipers at Sunday […]
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables at a casino in Las Vegas. Luck has definitely not been on her side today, and she is down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man […]
