The Best Funny Carrot Jokes

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Most of us love carrots, right? But did you know there are a lot of jokes about carrots? Here we have a selection for you to enjoy.

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A Carrot A Day

Health experts in Europe now say that one carrot a day can help to keep you free of colon cancer. It made me think though. You know, I just hope […]

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Dieting Over Christmas

Dieting over Christmas! It shouldn’t be allowed should it, or indeed anyone thinking seriously about dieting over Christmas surely can’t be looking forward to all the delicious food stuf that […]

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The Laboratory Rabbit

One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of […]

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Christmas Holiday Eating Tips

These are some handy Christmas Holiday eating tips to help make your Christmas party a success. After all, nobody wants to invite a lot of family and friends over for […]