I had a car accident the other day. I’m usually a really careful driver, but somehow on the way home from work, I got distracted, and wasn’t paying attention to the other cars around me. Well, the next thing you know, I had rear ended the car in front, and […]
The Best Funny Car Jokes
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Did you know that even changing the engine oil in your car could be a totally different experience depending on whether you are a man or a woman? You know how men and women often do things differently. Well, changing the engine oil in your car is just one of […]
Two work colleagues sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria and started chatting as you do. “Hey, whatever happened to Pete who works in payroll?” one asked, “I haven’t seen him in a while”. “Well, I heard he got this hare-brained notion that he was going to […]
If my body was a car, this would be about the time when I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I have reached the ripe old age where I have got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting […]
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test, and he plucked up the courage to ask his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said that he would make a deal with his son: “Son, if you bring your grades up from […]
In school one day, the teacher decided that for science class she would teach her young pupils about raw materials. She spend most of the lesson explaining to her class what raw materials were and how things were made out of them, then towards the end of the lesson, she […]
You have to see the looks on people’s faces with this driverless car prank video when an apparently driverless car pulls into a gas station and maneuvers itself. Priceless!
This is a cute television commercial from Fiat, about what could happen when you borrow your Dad’s car to take your girlfriend on a date and have to clean it afterwards to destroy the evidence.
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?“, but what if the initials really stand for (grin) “What would Jesus drive?“ One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden […]