The Best Funny Car Jokes

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We do love our cars don’t we, but they are often the cause of our problems. These car jokes involve both men and women drivers, old and young drivers, in fact they pretty much cover everything to do with cars and driving. This is our collection of car jokes, which we hope you enjoy.

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Car Broken Into

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. […]