A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a […]
The Best Funny Car Jokes
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Bob’s wife decided to go out and buy a new car. The salesman at the dealership eyed her up, pointed at a convertible sports car and said, “I recommend this […]
A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what it would be like if people treated cars like computers? Along with other car manufacturers, General Motors doesn’t have a help line for […]
Grant and Samantha, an elderly couple from Maine had just bought a new car when the New England winter hit with all its fury. Knowing just how cold winter can […]
A woman was sitting in her front garden, enjoying the sun and reading a book, when she was startled by a car that crashed through her hedge and came to […]
A blonde woman hair stylist was trying to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had done a lot of […]
I am picking up my new car next week and the license plate has the letters LTO in it. I have been trying to figure out a good acronym to […]
The type of car that you drive often says an awful lot about you, who you think you are and how you express your personality. In theory I guess this […]
Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my […]
Here’s a short funny story about the blonde’s new car which we thought might raise a laugh. So, a blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this […]
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has […]