A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a while, not really seing what she was looking for, then spotted the perfect car and walked over to inspect it. […]
The Best Funny Car Jokes
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Bob’s wife decided to go out and buy a new car. The salesman at the dealership eyed her up, pointed at a convertible sports car and said, “I recommend this one”. She asked him why and the salesman replied, “Because this car not only looks stylish and will have everyone’s […]
A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to club together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what it would be like if people treated cars like computers? Along with other car manufacturers, General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t treat cars like they do computers. Well, most people don’t […]
Grant and Samantha, an elderly couple from Maine had just bought a new car when the New England winter hit with all its fury. Knowing just how cold winter can get in Maine, Samantha asked her husband, “I wonder if this new car has seat warmers?” “I’m sure it does”, […]
A woman was sitting in her front garden, enjoying the sun and reading a book, when she was startled by a car that crashed through her hedge and came to rest right in front of her. I mean a car crash that happened right in front of her, no wonder […]
A blonde woman hair stylist was trying to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had done a lot of miles. To say it had done a lot of miles was a bit of an understatement, in fact it had […]
I am picking up my new car next week and the license plate has the letters LTO in it. I have been trying to figure out a good acronym to go with it, but just can’t come up with the perfect one. Any ideas? The first thing that I found […]
The type of car that you drive often says an awful lot about you, who you think you are and how you express your personality. In theory I guess this ought to apply to all of us, but in reality and this is very true in my case, many of […]
Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car”, he said. “That’s right, sir,” said Murphy, the salesman. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks”. […]
Here’s a short funny story about the blonde’s new car which we thought might raise a laugh. So, a blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this was the perfect time to go and visit an old friend who she hadn’t seen in a while and who […]
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. […]