Jokes tagged as:  car

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Car Broken Into

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. […]