The Best Funny Captain

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The Army Private

An army private went to see the Medical Captain to get a new pair of glasses. The Medical Captain, thinking the man looked rather familiar, went through his record book […]

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Four Mexicans In A Rowing Boat

A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small […]

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The Sea Captain

Way back in the late 1600’s a sea captain was sailing his ship through the Caribbean along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. Well, he […]

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The Sea Battle

The sea battle was about to commence between a pirate ship and one of His Majesty’s “ships of the line”, the pride of the British Royal Navy, fast and bristling […]

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A Blonde Flying First Class

The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a […]

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Submarine

The new Petty Officer was assigned to a post on a submarine.  He had dreamed of going to sea and being a submariner since he was a young boy and […]

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Uncharted Island

One day in the South Pacific, a U.S. Navy ship was sailing across what ought to have been a large expanse of open water when the lookout saw smoke coming […]