An army private went to see the Medical Captain to get a new pair of glasses. The Medical Captain, thinking the man looked rather familiar, went through his record book of record and saw that the private had only been issued a new pair of glasses a month ago. He […]
The Best Funny Captain
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A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up and shouted back, “We are […]
Way back in the late 1600’s a sea captain was sailing his ship through the Caribbean along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. Well, he wouldn’t get far sailing his ship without his crew would he, but anyway, back to the joke… On seeing the […]
The sea battle was about to commence between a pirate ship and one of His Majesty’s “ships of the line”, the pride of the British Royal Navy, fast and bristling with cannon. The pirate captain called to his aide, asking him to bring him his red coat. When the aide […]
The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket. The blonde woman looked up and replied to […]
The new Petty Officer was assigned to a post on a submarine. He had dreamed of going to sea and being a submariner since he was a young boy and now, having graduated from the Navy college, this was his big opportunity. In his eagerness to show his enthusiasm, he […]