Two cannibals were talking one day about food. The first cannibal commented, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. No matter what I do, I just can’t seem […]
The Best Funny cannibals
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An aircraft that was carrying a full cargo of Pepsi was flying over Papua New Guinea when it had a malfunction and went down in the jungle. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company, having sent out search planes to try and locate the crashed plane, finally located the wreckage. […]
I love funny definitions of words and phrases, don’t you? Here are a few funny definitions that we hope you enjoy. ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Been there. Still there unfortunately. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl […]
Two cannibals from Papua New Guinea, a father and son, were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle, where they hoped they would find some food, and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man, […]
There had been a plane crash and the search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had disappeared from the radar in a remote mountainous area. It was their duty to rescue any survivors. After finally reaching the top of a […]