Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their relationships with their husbands. […]
The Best Funny Canary
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A man strolled into the paint section of a hardware store and walked up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary colored paint”, he said to the assistant. “Certainly”, the assistant replied, ” but would you mind if I ask why you need it?” “It’s my parakeet”, the […]
An elderly woman goes into an upscale pet shop in Brooklyn, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a bird who is a […]