A man strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary colored paint”, he says to the assistant. “Certainly”, says the assistant, “would you mind if I ask why you need it?” “It’s my parakeet”, the man says. […]
The Best Funny Canary
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An elderly woman goes into an upscale pet shop in Brooklyn, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a good singer.” The shop […]
