A Canadian lumber camp placed an advertisement for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy showed up at the camp the next day, carrying an axe. The head lumberjack took one look at the skinny little guy, who appeared to have practically no muscles and told him to get lost. “Give […]
The Best Funny canadian
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A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They […]
I went to the currency exchange bureau as I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to exchange. There was just a short line at the window, in fact just one person in front of me. I thought to myself “this won’t take long”, but just then the […]
Three blondes died, and they all found themselves at the pearly gates of Heaven, standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they would have to demonstrate that they were Christians. To do this, he would require each of them to explain to […]
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily dressed in a helmet, balaclava and snowmobile suit. In a muffled voice, the rider told the Mountie that the carburetor was […]
An elderly blonde woman lived on a small farm in Canada, literally just a few yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The blonde woman, who was by this time widowed, lived […]