You asked for Canadian jokes and we have a good collection of Canadian jokes here for you.
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily dressed in a helmet, balaclava and snowmobile suit. In a muffled voice, the rider told the Mountie that the carburetor was […]
The Best Funny Canadian Jokes
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You asked for Canadian jokes and we have a good collection of Canadian jokes here for you.
Canada has great material for jokes: Lumberjacks, ice fishing, it’s proximity to the USA, those poop monsters the Canadian Geese and let us not forget one of the greatest comedians, the late great John Candy.
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Two Irishmen flew to Canada as they wanted to go on a Moose hunting trip. On arrival, they chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies where they would spend a week moose hunting. They managed to bag six moose in total during the week and they were […]
Two Irishmen emmigrated to Canada and landed themselves jobs as lumberjacks at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Patrick yelled out “Michael, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!” “Have you now,” said Michael. “And how did you do that then?” Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny […]
This is a letter to Dr. Laura that has been circulating on the internet for a while. I haven’t seen it before and I thought you might find it rather amusing. Whether it’s true or not I don’t know, but it is very clever… In her radio show, Dr Laura […]
An elderly blonde woman lived on a small farm in Canada, literally just a few yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The blonde woman, who was by this time widowed, lived […]