So one day these three blondes were up in Canada one Winter and they decided to go ice fishing. Despite spending the whole day up there on the lake, they didn’t manage to catch a single thing. By the time they had dug a hole big enough for their boat […]
The Best Funny Canadian Jokes
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You asked for Canadian jokes and we have a good collection of Canadian jokes here for you.
Canada has great material for jokes: Lumberjacks, ice fishing, it’s proximity to the USA, those poop monsters the Canadian Geese and let us not forget one of the greatest comedians, the late great John Candy.
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A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness of the Northwestern USA by a travel guide. On the third day, the hikers came to the conclusion that some of the landmarks looked familiar and it became apparent that they had been travelling in circles. “I reckon we are […]
A Canadian lumber camp placed an advertisement for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy showed up at the camp the next day, carrying an axe. The head lumberjack took one look at the skinny little guy, who appeared to have practically no muscles and told him to get lost. “Give […]
Helen was returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada. She was driving down the highway when she was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. She was so grateful that he gave her a warning instead of a ticket, that she […]
A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They […]
A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. “He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!” “You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse. “Yes! Isnt that odd? […]
Have you ever stopped to think about how people who live in different parts of North America react differently to different temperatures. For example, when I lived in South Florida, when the temperature dropped below the mid 70’s, I would be out in t-shirt, shorts and sandals, while native Floridians […]
An American tourist who was visiting Canada decided to celebrate the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, was arrested and was later hauled into court for disturbing the peace. “How do you plead?” the Judge asked. “Not guilty!” replied the accused. “How can you […]
An elderly woman lived on a small Canadian farm. She had lived there all of her married life, but now that she was a widow she lived there with her son and three grandchildren. The farm was literally just yards away from the North Dakota border and their land had […]
Scientists for Health Canada recently issued a beer warning, suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the […]
The other day I went to the currency exchange bureau as I had some Canadian Dollars that I needed to exchange back into US Dollars. There was just a short line at the window, in fact there was just one person in front of me. I thought to myself “this […]
Three blondes died, and they all found themselves at the pearly gates of Heaven, standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they would have to demonstrate that they were Christians. To do this, he would require each of them to explain to […]