Have you ever stopped to think about how people who live in different parts of North America react differently to different temperatures. For example, when I lived in South Florida, when the temperature dropped below the mid 70’s, I would be out in t-shirt, shorts and sandals, while native Floridians […]
Jokes tagged as: Canada
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An American tourist who was visiting Canada celebrated the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, and was hauled into court for disturbing the peace. “How do you plead?” the Judge asked. “Not guilty!” replied the accused. “How can you plead not guilty? You are […]
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada. She had lived there all of her married life, but now a widow she lived there with her son and three grandchildren. The farm was literally just yards away from the North Dakota border, and their land had been the […]
Scientists for Health Canada recently issued a beer warning, suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the […]
Two Irishmen emmigrate to Canada and land themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Patrick yells out “Mick, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!” “Have you now,” said Mick. “And how did you do that then?” Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny spinning […]
