The Best Funny California Jokes

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Welcome to our collection of California jokes, and we have a pretty good growing collection here for you.

Whether it’s jokes about Disneyland, Los Angeles, San Francisco or anything West Coast, we hope that we have everything covered here.

If you have any good California jokes that you would like to share with us, please leave us a comment.

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Forest Fires

Forest fires are spectacular to watch, but sadly are so destructive and hard to stop, especially when the weather is hot and dry. A while ago in California, when huge […]

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Four Mexicans In A Rowing Boat

A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small […]

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A Psychiatrist Visited A Mental Hospital

A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the […]

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Explanation Of God

This story about an Explanation Of God was supposedly written by an 8 year old boy from Chula Vista in California for a third grade homework assignment, the topic being […]

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A Quick Guide To Where Drivers Come From

People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines […]

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How To Know If You Are In California

As States go, California is pretty unique in many ways. It’s not just the West Coast geography and the climate, there is just something about California and it’s people that […]

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Girl From Alabama

A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being […]

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A Blonde And Her Boat

One summer, down on Lake Isabella, which is located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), was having problems with her new boat. […]

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Alternative USA State Slogans

We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is […]

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Duck Hunting

A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit […]

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New Archaeological Discoveries

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Have you heard about the new archaeological discoveries in New York? After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archaeologists found traces of copper wire […]