Forest fires are spectacular to watch, but sadly are so destructive and hard to stop, especially when the weather is hot and dry. A while ago in California, when huge forest fires were raging out of control up in the mountains, a photographer wanted to get photos of the fires […]
The Best Funny California Jokes
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A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up and shouted back, “We are […]
A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply from the patient: Well, it all started when I got married […]
This story about an Explanation Of God was supposedly written by an 8 year old boy from Chula Vista in California for a third grade homework assignment, the topic being to “Explain God”. It’s amazing what children come up with and this story has some excellent points as well as […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
Have you ever stopped to think about how people who live in different parts of North America react differently to different temperatures. For example, when I lived in South Florida, when the temperature dropped below the mid 70’s, I would be out in t-shirt, shorts and sandals, while native Floridians […]
As States go, California is pretty unique in many ways. It’s not just the West Coast geography and the climate, there is just something about California and it’s people that make it different. If you were to wake up one morning and suddenly not know where you were, here is […]
A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being friendly like everyone is down south, said to the girl from California: “So, where ya from?” The California girl rather […]
One summer, down on Lake Isabella, which is located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), was having problems with her new boat. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform out on the […]
We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is “The Sunshine State” etc. Well, this is a list of alternative state slogans that you might find amusing and sadly […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit a duck, but the bird fell into a farmer’s field that was on the other side of a fence. As […]
Have you heard about the new archaeological discoveries in New York? After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archaeologists found traces of copper wire that dated back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than […]