Have you ever thought that making love is like baking a cake? Yes seriously, it really is. Read the recipe below and you will see just how similar it is. Right, are you ready? How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 […]
The Best Funny cake
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One day, a young girl asked her mother, “Mommy, you know when you mix water and flour together you get glue?” Her Mother replied, “Yes sweetie”. The young girl continued, “Well Mommy, you know if you add eggs and sugar, you get cake?” Her Mother answered, “Yes dear, that’s right”. […]
This is a really wonderful fruit cake recipe, a recipe that was left to me by my old Grandmother. She used to bake her famous fruit cake regularly and we have all missed it since she passed away five years ago. Well, the other week I was delighted to find […]
A woman who was in our weight loss club was really upset that she had actually gained weight since joining the club. During her latest weekly report, she said that she had made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend and the family had eaten half of it at dinnertime. […]
He didn’t like the casserole And he didn’t like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered […]
Sally Ann had been studying the origins of food in her kindergarten class. One day, she was with her mother and they were walking through the grocery store, discussing where food came from and what ingredients went into various products. Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs […]
Here is a bit of kitchen wisdom for you, some great tips for helping to keep food fresh and dealing with any cooking problems that you might face. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream […]