The Best Funny Cafeteria Jokes

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What a great topic, Cafeteria Jokes.

A cafeteria is the sort of place you go to eat in a hospital, school, care home or maybe in a department store while out shopping. It’s more than a cafe but not quite a restaurant and often self service as well.

Add all of this up and there are plenty of opportunities for some humorous stories about cafeterias. This is our selection of funny cafeteria jokes, we hope you enjoy them.

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The Priest’s Clerical Collar

A priest was walking along the corridor of the pre-school wing of the school, dressed as usual in his clerical clothes, when a group of little ones trotted by on […]

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Getting On In Age

The story below is an example of what all of us will probably have to look forward to when we start getting on in age, when we have to move […]

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A New Kind Of Car

Two work colleagues sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria and started chatting as you do. “Hey, whatever happened to Pete who works in payroll?” one asked, […]