A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was followed by a second hearse which was also carrying a coffin. Behind the second hearse, was a solitary man walking […]
The Best Funny Cafe Jokes
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A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He declined, telling her, “It’s the Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asked if […]
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted a video recording of his wife’s activities so he could see for himself what she was getting up to. A week later, the private detective […]
An Native American walks into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand, and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the waiter and says to him: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.” He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. […]
A blonde and a brunette were having coffee together one morning in a local cafe. The blond said to her friend, “You know Helen, just lately I have been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee.” “What kind of side effects?” asked Helen. “Well I don’t have a […]