The Best Funny Cafe Jokes

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There must be hundreds if not thousands of cafe jokes floating around. Cafes are almost as bad as pubs and bars when it comes to funny stories, funning conversations with people and strange sights.

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An Unusual Funeral Procession

A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was […]

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Breakfast

A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He […]

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Private Detective

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted a video recording of his […]

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Native American

An Native American walked into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the waiter and said to […]

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Coffee Morning

A blonde and a brunette were having coffee together one morning in a local cafe. The blond said to her friend, “You know Helen, just lately I have been experiencing […]