Jokes tagged as:  butcher

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Charlie’s Butcher Shop

It had been many years since that embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered Charlie’s butcher shop. The woman confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally, after thinking how he […]

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Never Trust A Lawyer

This story is a simple example of why you should never trust a lawyer. A butcher saw a lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him, “What would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?” The lawyer replied, “Well, I would make the owner […]