The Best Funny bus

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Two Italian Men On The Bus

Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop. They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do. […]

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London Bus

A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up […]

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Drunk On A Bus

Isn’t it embarrassing when you get a drunk on a bus. Here’s a good story for you about a man who was drunk on a bus in the south of […]

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Breast Feeding On The Bus

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman boarded the bus, sat down next to him and started to breast feed her baby. The […]

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The London Bus Ride

A little boy gets on board a London bus and sits down right behind the driver. He hasn’t been sitting there barely a minute when begins to speak: “If my […]

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Crowded Bus

A girl who had recently become involved with equality for women, boarded a crowded bus. All the seats were taken on the bus, and as she stood there, a man […]

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The Priest And The Bus Driver

A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions […]

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The Bus Conductor

Hamish asked the bus conductor how much the bus fare was into Glasgow city centre. “50p”, said the bus conductor. Hamish thought this was a bit much, so he decided […]

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I Really Have To Fart!

Angela rode the bus to work every day., but on this particular day however, she wasn’t feeling too good and she thought to herself “Oh no, I really have to […]