Jokes tagged as:  bus

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Drunk On A Bus

A drunk staggers on board a bus in Ireland and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. “About 2 hours”, says the bus driver. “Okay”,says the drunk, “then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?” The irate bus driver says to the drunk, […]

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Breast Feeding On The Bus

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman boarded the bus, sat down next to him and started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it’s food, so the woman said, “Come on sweetie, drink it all up or I’ll have to […]

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The London Bus Ride

A little boy gets on board a London bus and sits down right behind the driver. He hasn’t been sitting there barely a minute when begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf. If my mom was a […]

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Crowded Bus

A girl who had recently become involved with equality for women, boarded a crowded bus. All the seats were taken on the bus, and as she stood there, a man rose to his feet. “No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist”, she said. The man replied; […]