Ah the good old bus stop, that one plce where you can meet people by chance, or maybe see some strange and unusual event unfold.
This is a selection of bus stop jokes that we hope you will enjoy.
Little Johnny and his Mother were waiting for the bus at the bus stop. His mother said to little Johnny as they waited for the bus, to say that he is only four years old when the driver asks him, because then he will get to ride for free. As […]
Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop. They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do. An old lady who was sitting behind them on the bus ignored their conversation at first, but she couldn’t help […]
A radical feminist at the bus stop was just getting on a bus, when she saw that right in front of her, a man was getting up from his seat. She thought to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a […]
A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to […]
Murphy got on board a bus and asked the bus driver, “What is the fare to the train station?” “It’s sixty cents”, the bus driver said. Murphy got back off the bus, then raced alongside it until the bus came to a halt at the next bus stop. As the […]
This is a job interview question that requires a lot of thinking about, and chances are that having thought about it a lot, you are still going to come up with the wrong answer. Want to try your luck to see how well you perform? Picture the scene… You are […]
One thing that never ceases to surprise me is the Irish perception of time. If you want a good example of what this is, read on… The bus stopped at the bus stop and a Dubliner got on board. He asked the driver how long the trip was between Limerick […]
A bus driving down a busy street struck a Catholic man who had been standing at a bus stop, a tragic accident. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped. Long seconds dragged on but no […]