The lawyer was in court, defending a man who had been accused of burglary. Trying a creative defense to get his client off the hook, the lawyer said to the judge, “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm is not […]
The Best Funny burglar
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Murphy was headed up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, she could clearly see the light was on from their bedroom window. So Murphy opened the back door to go and turn off the light in the garden shed, […]
“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer asked the woman. “No”, she replied, “I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt. Image used […]
A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]
A man went to the police station and asked to speak with the burglar who had been arrested for breaking into his house the night before. The burglar had managed to prowl around most of the house, and had opened a number of cupboards and drawers before the police arrived […]