The Best Funny burglar

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The Lawyer

The lawyer was in court, defending a man who had been accused of burglary. Trying a creative defense to get his client off the hook, the lawyer said to the […]

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Murphy’s Garden Shed

Murphy was headed up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, she could clearly see the light was on from […]

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Burglars

“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer […]

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Burgled

A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the […]

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The Burglar

A man went to the police station and asked to speak with the burglar who had been arrested for breaking into his house the night before. The burglar had managed […]