Murphy was telling a friend that he had just lost his job because the foreman on the building site fired him. “Why did the foreman fire you?” his friend asked in surprise. “Oh”, Murphy said, “you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching […]
The Best Funny Building Site Jokes
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If there’s one place that features in a lot of jokes it’s got to be a building site hasn’t it. We have some of the best funny building site jokes to be found right here on The Laughline, so get ready for the fun.
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Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site that was quite a few miles away from home and as a result they were staying in a hotel and sharing a room. They got up in the morning and Paddy went in the bathroom to take a shower before going […]
So there was this Irishman applied for a job as a labourer on a construction site in Liverpool. The foreman looked him over and asked him, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman replied, “To be sure, yes I can brew tea”. “Good, good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a […]
The foreman on the building site where he was working ordered Paddy to dig a hole. He wanter the hole eight feet deep, so Paddy set about digging this hole. After the job was completed, the foreman returned and explained that he had made an error and the hole wouldn’t […]
Murphy, Brendan and Seamus were looking for work and they decided to apply for a job on a building site. They had a problem though, they had been told by a friend that the foreman on the building site doesn’t like the Irish. Murphy suggested to the other two that […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that, finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, a few years ago, a very large, as the story goes, an old building was being torn down in Chicago […]
This might just be first blonde guy joke. For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… So an Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating their lunch […]
A young man named Murphy sent in a job application to apply for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of […]
The boss of an Irish building crew working on a construction site, ordered one of his men to dig a hole that was eight feet deep. So the workman set about digging a hole that was eight feet deep, which took him quite some time and effort. After the job […]
Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site and Paddy said to Murphy “I’m going to be taking the day off work. Just watch Murphy, I’m going to pretend I’m mad!” So Paddy climbed up the rafters, hung upside down and shouted “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!” Murphy […]
So Paddy went for a job on this new building site in town. The foreman asked him the important questions that are naturally important for a labourer working on a building site. The first question the foreman asked was, “Can you brew tea?” Without hesitation, Paddy replied, “Sure, yes I […]