Murphy was telling a friend that he had just lost his job because the foreman on the building site fired him. “Why did the foreman fire you?” his friend asked […]
The Best Funny Building Site Jokes
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If there’s one place that features in a lot of jokes it’s got to be a building site hasn’t it. We have some of the best funny building site jokes to be found right here on The Laughline, so get ready for the fun.
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Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site that was quite a few miles away from home and as a result they were staying in a hotel and sharing […]
So there was this Irishman applied for a job as a labourer on a construction site in Liverpool. The foreman looked him over and asked him, “Can you brew tea?” […]
The foreman on the building site where he was working ordered Paddy to dig a hole. He wanter the hole eight feet deep, so Paddy set about digging this hole. […]
Murphy, Brendan and Seamus were looking for work and they decided to apply for a job on a building site. They had a problem though, they had been told by […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that, finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, […]
This might just be first blonde guy joke. For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… So an Irishman, a Mexican and a […]
A young man named Murphy sent in a job application to apply for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, […]
The boss of an Irish building crew working on a construction site, ordered one of his men to dig a hole that was eight feet deep. So the workman set […]
Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site and Paddy said to Murphy “I’m going to be taking the day off work. Just watch Murphy, I’m going to pretend […]
