One of the British national daily newspapers asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” Some of the comments left on their website were hilarious, but this one from a reader in Switzerland beats the rest hands down. Being British is about driving in a German car to […]
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Back in the good old days of the 19th century, paint was a very precious commodity and British merchants could make a small fortune supplying paint to the colonies. One company sent a clipper ship full of red paint across the ocean. As luck would have it, bad luck unfortunately, […]
Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about them, every Sunday from the pulpit. After a while, the priest became so notorious, that the Pope himself summoned him to Rome for […]
A man died and to his great disappointment he was sent to Hell instead of being sent to Heaven as he expected. When he arrived in Hell, he was intrigued to find that there was a different Hell for each country and that you actually had a choice of which […]
Three blondes died, and they all found themselves at the pearly gates of Heaven, standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they would have to demonstrate that they were Christians. To do this, he would require each of them to explain to […]
A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no […]