The Best Funny Bridge Jokes

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Image Copyright Tony Payne 2021Bridge jokes might seem like a strange topic, but between bridges falling down, people getting stuck under bridges and other bridge situations, there is plenty of scope for bridge jokes.

Of course, you might find some bridge jokes about the card game bridge. You just never know.

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Murphy The Truck Driver

“Murphy The Truck Driver!” What a job title! This was his first day at his new job and Murphy was already enjoying being a truck driver. He had been given […]

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The Murray Baker Bridge Incident

A group of bikers were riding west through Peoria on I-74 in Illinois when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped their […]

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Cat Food

A woman was out enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. Turning to look at the time after a game had ended, she exclaimed in horror, […]

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Bridge Club

Paddy saw his friend Murphy sitting in a pub and looking really distressed, so he went over and asked him what the problem was. Murphy replied, “My wife has gone […]

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Bruises

Giving an old man his physical examination, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked the old man, “Do you play hockey?” “No”, said the […]