A group of bikers were riding west through Peoria on I-74 in Illinois when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped, and George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of onlookers who […]
The Best Funny bridge
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A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. Looking at the time she exclaimed in horror, “Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to really be ticked if it’s not ready on time.” When she gets […]
Two Englishmen are walking through the woods with a large Salmon under each arm when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Donal. “Hey there’s some wonderful salmon, where did you get them?” says Michael. “Don’t tell anyone,” replied the Englishmen, “but we poached them out of the river.” “How did […]
Giving an elderly man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey?” “No” said the man. “Do you play soccer?” said the doctor. “No” the man said. “Do you play any other physical sport?” asked the doctor, curious to […]
