“Murphy The Truck Driver!” What a job title! This was his first day at his new job and Murphy was already enjoying being a truck driver. He had been given a huge truck to drive and now he felt like the king of the road. Southampton was his destination for […]
The Best Funny Bridge Jokes
A group of bikers were riding west through Peoria on I-74 in Illinois when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped their motorcycles and George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of […]
A woman was out enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. Turning to look at the time after a game had ended, she exclaimed in horror, “Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to really be ticked if […]
Paddy saw his friend Murphy sitting in a pub and looking really distressed, so he went over and asked him what the problem was. Murphy replied, “My wife has gone and enrolled me in a bridge club.” “That doesn’t sound so bad to me” said Paddy, “so why are you […]
Giving an old man his physical examination, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked the old man, “Do you play hockey?” “No”, said the man. “Do you play soccer then?” said the doctor. “No, I don’t play soccer”, the man said. “Do you play […]