The Best Funny Bridegroom Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixnio.com/media/photography-wedding-just-married-togetherness-tendernessWhile getting married is a solemn and happy event, jokes about the bride and bridegroom are really common. It’s no wonder I guess, given the many opportunities for things to go wrong before, during or after the wedding ceremony.

We hope you enjoy this collection of bridegroom jokes, and if you have any more that you would like to share with us, please leave us a comment.


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An Afternoon Wedding

A small tourist hotel in a beach resort was filled with gossip due to an afternoon wedding that was being held there. There was nothing out of the ordinary about […]

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Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. […]

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The Cheapskate’s Wedding Day

It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who […]

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Bridegrooms Anonymous

I belong to a group who call themselves Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady wearing a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my […]

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A Wedding With A Difference

Weddings can all too often be a bit of a muchness can’t they. Have you ever thought of having a wedding with a difference? Your wedding day should be the […]

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Italian Wedding

At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It […]

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Wedding Night

On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, “My darling since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my […]

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Wedding Day

It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at […]

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Overheard At A Wedding

This was the first time that she had been to a wedding, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Her mother replied, “Because […]

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An Old Couple Get Married

An old couple get married and we have dropped in on them, just like a fly on the wall, as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young man […]

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On Their Wedding Night

It was their wedding night and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel suite, both had got undressed and they had just got into bed. I must insist […]