A small tourist hotel in a beach resort was filled with gossip due to an afternoon wedding that was being held there. There was nothing out of the ordinary about […]
The Best Funny Bridegroom Jokes
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While getting married is a solemn and happy event, jokes about the bride and bridegroom are really common. It’s no wonder I guess, given the many opportunities for things to go wrong before, during or after the wedding ceremony.
We hope you enjoy this collection of bridegroom jokes, and if you have any more that you would like to share with us, please leave us a comment.
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who […]
I belong to a group who call themselves Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady wearing a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my […]
Weddings can all too often be a bit of a muchness can’t they. Have you ever thought of having a wedding with a difference? Your wedding day should be the […]
At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It […]
On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, “My darling since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my […]
It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at […]
This was the first time that she had been to a wedding, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Her mother replied, “Because […]
An old couple get married and we have dropped in on them, just like a fly on the wall, as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young man […]
It was their wedding night and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel suite, both had got undressed and they had just got into bed. I must insist […]