While getting married is a solemn and happy event, jokes about the bride and bridegroom are really common. It’s no wonder I guess, given the many opportunities for things to go wrong before, during or after the wedding ceremony.
We hope you enjoy this collection of bridegroom jokes, and if you have any more that you would like to share with us, please leave us a comment.
I belong to a group who call themselves Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady wearing a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. It does the trick every time…
Your wedding day should be the happiest day of your life shouldn’t it. But in reality, how many of us know what we are letting ourselves in for when we get married? How many of us really know what the rest of our life is going to bring after we […]
At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, “Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or […]
It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, […]
This was the first time that she had been to a wedding, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Her mother replied, “Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The little girl thought about […]
An old couple just got married and are on their honeymoon. The groom is 87 and the bride is 86 years old. In the hotel room, the elderly bride slips into something sexy, crawls into bed, and waits for her new groom. He is meanwhile in he bathroom, sprucing himself […]
It was their wedding night, and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel, undressed, and just got into bed. I must insist on knowing one thing,” said the groom as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. “Am I the first man to […]