A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled […]
The Best Funny bride
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Mrs. O’Connor and her little daughter Maria were outside their local church watching a wedding, with the guests coming and going, all dressed in their finery. After the wedding photographs had been taken and everyone had driven off to the reception, Maria turned and asked her mother, “Why did the […]
A small tourist hotel in a beach resort was filled with gossip due to an afternoon wedding that was being held there. There was nothing out of the ordinary about the wedding itself, however at this particular wedding, the groom was 95 years old and the bride was a beautiful […]
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I have to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation over a few evening drinks. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has […]
A bride to be had a talk with her mother the night before her wedding, asking her, “Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy”. Her mother took a deep breath and thought hard over how to make her response to her daughter. She […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who would always try and avoid paying his debts if he could. After dating a young lady for some time the […]
Have you heard about the vanishing bride? Really you haven’t? Well, here we go, pleased to have found a funny story that you haven’t come across before. Ok, so a husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. His beautiful young wife had literally vanished. He […]
The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice that she was wearing a truly stunning engagement ring. “So”, he asked her, hoping that this might be an opportunity for an opportunistic sale, “have you looked for any […]
Weddings can all too often be a bit of a muchness can’t they. Have you ever thought of having a wedding with a difference? Your wedding day should be the happiest day of your life shouldn’t it. But in reality, how many of us know what we are letting ourselves […]