A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding they left for their honeymoon which was to be in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in his pickup truck, the new bride saw two cows having sex. She turned and asked her […]
The Best Funny bride
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Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has been married for a while […]
A bride to be had a talk with her mother the night before her wedding, asking her, “Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy”. Her mother took a deep breath and thought hard over how to make her response to her daughter. She […]
A husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. His wife had literally vanished. He got very worried, especially as they had only been married for a few months, so he contacted all of his friends to help search for his wife. Sadly, despite having searched […]
The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice that she was wearing a truly stunning engagement ring. “So”, he asked her, hoping that this might be an opportunity for an opportunistic sale, “have you looked for any […]
Your wedding day should be the happiest day of your life shouldn’t it. But in reality, how many of us know what we are letting ourselves in for when we get married? How many of us really know what the rest of our life is going to bring after we […]
At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, “Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or […]
It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, […]
This was the first time that she had been to a wedding, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Her mother replied, “Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The little girl thought about […]
