A bride to be had a talk with her mother the night before her wedding, asking her, “Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy”. Her mother took a deep breath and thought hard over how to make her response to her daughter. She […]
Jokes tagged as: bride
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A husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. His wife had literally vanished. He got very worried, especially as they had only been married for a few months, so he contacted all of his friends to help search for his wife. Sadly, despite having searched […]
The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice her stunning engagement ring. “So”, he asked her, hoping for an opportunistic sale, “have you looked for any wedding bands yet?” “Oh no”, the bride to be responded, “I […]
Your wedding day should be the happiest day of your life shouldn’t it. But in reality, how many of us know what we are letting ourselves in for when we get married? How many of us really know what the rest of our life is going to bring after we […]
At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, “Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or […]
It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, […]
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is […]
An old couple just got married and are on their honeymoon. The groom is 87 and the bride is 86 years old. In the hotel room, the elderly bride slips into something sexy, crawls into bed, and waits for her new groom. He is meanwhile in he bathroom, sprucing himself […]
It was their wedding night, and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel, undressed, and just got into bed. I must insist on knowing one thing,” said the groom as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. “Am I the first man to […]
