The Best Funny Brick Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixy.org/13864/You might think it’s a bit odd having brick jokes. I mean, jokes about bricks, what’s funny about that?

But when you think about it, bricks are used on building sites, where the workmen are often as thick as two short planks, or as thick as a brick you might say.

There is plenty of scope for brick jokes in reality, so here is our selection.


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Image Copyright Tony Payne 2018

African Adventure Holiday

Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised […]

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Bricks

Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, were wandering aimlessly across their work site. The site foreman, seeing them not apparently doing anything, walked up to them and asked them what […]

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Irish Labourers

A couple of Irish labourers were working on a building site when the phone rang. Patrick went off to the site office to answer the phone. He returned a few […]

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The Voice

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice calling out from behind him say, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on […]