You might think it’s a bit odd having brick jokes. I mean, jokes about bricks, what’s funny about that?
Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised to find that the entire journey was to be made via camel. The group of tourists were a little concerned, […]
The Best Funny Brick Jokes
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You might think it’s a bit odd having brick jokes. I mean, jokes about bricks, what’s funny about that?
But when you think about it, bricks are used on building sites, where the workmen are often as thick as two short planks, or as thick as a brick you might say.
There is plenty of scope for brick jokes in reality, so here is our selection.
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Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, were wandering aimlessly across their work site. The site foreman, seeing them not apparently doing anything, walked up to them and asked them what they were doing. “We’re carrying these bricks to the other end of the site”, they told him. “What bricks?” he […]
A couple of Irish labourers were working on a building site when the phone rang. Patrick went off to the site office to answer the phone. He returned a few minutes later and told the work crew, “The boss has been on the phone. He says they are sending down […]
A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice calling out from behind him say, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you”. The man stopped on hearing the voice and to his amazement, a large brick fell […]