A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
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Sometimes when you get new neighbors, you feel empowered to become brave for once in your life. This is Harry’s story after he got some new neighbors move in… One day Harry noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also very quick to […]
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh out of the shower and I was standing completely naked in front of the full length mirror in the bedroom, looking at the imperfections in my body, when […]
On Thanksgiving Day everyone thinks of Turkey. When I think of Turkey I think of Breasts! The turkey breast is the best part of the bird after all, it’s juicy and succulent, don’t you agree? You have to admit, a nice juicy breast is a thing of joy. Or are […]
Here’s a lovely little poem about the creation and how God made Adam and Eve, it’s called “First the Lord made man”. First the Lord made man in the Garden of EdenThen he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needin'”. After casting about for a suitable pearlHe kept messing around […]
A woman and a very young baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first physical examination. After they had been waiting for a few minutes, the doctor arrived and proceeded to examine the baby. He checked the baby’s weight and […]
I wonder how often there is a hotel lobby incident. Let’s face it, some hotels, probably most hotels, have a lot of people coming and going through the lobby, going up and down in the elevators and it’s a sure fire recipe for people bumping into each other or having […]
A flat chested young lady went to Doctor Matthews to see about about enlarging her tiny breasts. She was otherwise quite shapely, but compared to her friends, she was definitely not well endowed, and it was a real cause of embarrassment for her. Having completed his examination, Doctor Matthews advised […]