A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer told the hired man […]
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When I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady about 75 years old who was sitting on a park bench outside the mall, and she was sobbing her eyes out. I felt that I just had to stop, and I […]
This has to be one of the worst Christmas jokes ever, but if we didn’t include the bad jokes, there wouldn’t be much to laugh at would there! Here it is, so enjoy, or not as the case may be… A man decides to return to his hometown at Christmas, […]
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering la carte,” the waitress warned […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to breakfast one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the menu and said to the waiter, “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and […]