Jokes tagged as:  breakfast

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Over Breakfast

Over breakfast one day, a wife asked her husband what he would do if she were to suddenly die. The husband thought for a minute and then replied, “I would most likely die too”. Completely surprised at his answer, the wife asked him, “Why?” The husband replied, “Well, you know […]

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Suppository

Two elderly women were eating breakfast one morning at their care home. Margaret noticed something funny about June’s ear and she said, ‘”June, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” June answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?” She pulled it out and stared at […]

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Breakfast

A woman asks her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines, “It’s the Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asks if he would […]