One morning, a husband and wife were in the kitchen having an argument during breakfast. Having had enough fighting for one day, the husband, who was a doctor, got up […]
The Best Funny Breakfast Jokes
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Well, have you heard of the Miracle Cat Food Diet? Seriously, this could be the right diet for you! Most diets fail […]
Over breakfast one day, a wife asked her husband what he would do if she were to suddenly die. The husband thought for a minute and then replied, “I would […]
Two elderly women were eating breakfast one morning at their care home. Margaret noticed something funny about June’s ear and she said, ‘”June, do you know you’ve got a suppository […]
The story below is an example of what all of us will probably have to look forward to when we start getting on in age, when we have to move […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared […]
When I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady who looked to be in her mid seventies, who was sitting […]
This is bad Christmas joke, in fact it has to be one of the worst Christmas jokes ever, but if we didn’t include the bad jokes, there wouldn’t be much […]
I was making my breakfast the other day and saw this message about recycling on a packet of Sainsbury’s cereal: If every Sainsbury’s customer recycled their cereal box, 750 tonnes […]
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the breakfast special was posted up on the chalkboard, consisting of two eggs, bacon, hash browns and sausage for $2.99. “That sounds […]
Here are some interesting facts about Southern women. I bet you didn’t know a lot of them, but if you read on I’m pretty sure you will find you actually […]