The Best Funny Brain Jokes

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Image used on The Laughline under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/brain-color-cheers-think-4571119/There are lots of brain jokes and we have a funny selection of brain jokes here for you to enjoy.

Our brain jokes range from people with half a brain or seriously lacking in brain cells, brain transplants, brain surgery and much more.

We have done our bit to compile this selection of brain jokes, now it’s your turn to have a good laugh at them and to share them with your friends.


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Ice Advice

I just discovered something and thought you could use some ice advice. You would think that putting ice into your drinks would be a good thing, however consider the following […]

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Sixth Sense In Women

Also known as “women’s intuition”, this sixth sense in women thing is no myth, it’s a reality. Women seem to know what’s going on in their men’s lives almost better […]

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Doors

Over the years I have come to believe that doors are more than just dividers between rooms, they have magical powers that defy our understanding. Have you ever walked into […]

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A Real Woman Is A Man’s Best Friend

I have come to the conclusion that a real woman is a man’s best friend. This is my inspirational thought for the day and it’s spot on if you stop […]

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The Crusty Old Professor

A young Law student, who had just failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student […]

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Forgetter Be Forgotten?

Here’s a little poem for all you old folk out there whose “Forgeter Be Forgotten”. Read on and you will understand, especially if you are of a certain age. My […]

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Tandem Story

This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, […]

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Questions On An Australian Tourism Website

These are supposedly real questions on an Australian tourism website. Now we all know that people from Australia are one of a kind. They don’t take stupid questions lightly and […]

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On A Date

The class teacher was preparing her class of teenagers on how to behave if they were out on a date. “Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a […]

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25 Facts Of Life That Men Wished Women Knew

There are many times when women don’t understand men, and vice versa when men don’t understand women. It’s a fact of life that the brains of men and women are […]

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How Men And Women Take Road Trips

We all know that men and women drive differently, but it’s amazing how men and women take road trips differently. Well at least stereotypically they do, meaning that not all […]