There are lots of brain jokes and we have a funny selection of brain jokes here for you to enjoy.
A young Law student, who had just failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I […]
The Best Funny Brain Jokes
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There are lots of brain jokes and we have a funny selection of brain jokes here for you to enjoy.
Our brain jokes range from people with half a brain or seriously lacking in brain cells, brain transplants, brain surgery and much more.
We have done our bit to compile this selection of brain jokes, now it’s your turn to have a good laugh at them and to share them with your friends.
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Here’s a little poem for all you old folk out there whose “Forgeter Be Forgotten”. Read on and you will understand, especially if you are of a certain age. My forgetter’s getting better,But my rememberer is brokeTo you that may seem funnyBut, to me, that is no joke For when […]
This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, which shows just how different men and women are? The story below is a prime example of just how differently […]
The following are actual quotes from federal government employee performance evaluations. If you are like me, you love reading top ten lists like this, and I hope this list lives up to it’s potential. Given that the list is about federal government employees, who are reputed to not be the […]
These are supposedly real questions on an Australian tourism website. Now we all know that people from Australia are one of a kind. They don’t take stupid questions lightly and they have got a great sense of humour. That is definitely true with these questions about Australia, which are from […]
The class teacher was preparing her class of teenagers on how to behave if they were out on a date. “Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her in a nice way […]
A number of respected medical professionals from around the world were attending a doctors conference in New Orleans. Over the lunch break, a small group of doctors were discussing how far medicine had advanced in each of their countries.One of the doctors was from Israel, another from Germany, one from […]
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, anticipating the latest update from the doctors. Finally, the doctor came into the waiting room and he looked very tired and had a somber look on his face. “I’m afraid I am the […]