I just discovered something and thought you could use some ice advice. You would think that putting ice into your drinks would be a good thing, however consider the following facts: When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it […]
The Best Funny Brain Jokes
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There are lots of brain jokes and we have a funny selection of brain jokes here for you to enjoy.
Our brain jokes range from people with half a brain or seriously lacking in brain cells, brain transplants, brain surgery and much more.
We have done our bit to compile this selection of brain jokes, now it’s your turn to have a good laugh at them and to share them with your friends.
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Also known as “women’s intuition”, this sixth sense in women thing is no myth, it’s a reality. Women seem to know what’s going on in their men’s lives almost better than their men do themselves. It really does seem like they have a sixth sense, but why is this? In […]
Over the years I have come to believe that doors are more than just dividers between rooms, they have magical powers that defy our understanding. Have you ever walked into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? It turns out that doors […]
I have come to the conclusion that a real woman is a man’s best friend. This is my inspirational thought for the day and it’s spot on if you stop and think about it. A real woman will never stand a man up and never let him down. A real […]
A young Law student, who had just failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I […]
Here’s a little poem for all you old folk out there whose “Forgeter Be Forgotten”. Read on and you will understand, especially if you are of a certain age. My forgetter’s getting better,But my rememberer is brokeTo you that may seem funnyBut, to me, that is no joke For when […]
This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, which shows just how different men and women are? The story below is a prime example of just how differently […]
The following are actual quotes from federal government employee performance evaluations. If you are like me, you love reading top ten lists like this, and I hope this list lives up to it’s potential. Given that the list is about federal government employees, who are reputed to not be the […]
These are supposedly real questions on an Australian tourism website. Now we all know that people from Australia are one of a kind. They don’t take stupid questions lightly and they have got a great sense of humour. That is definitely true with these questions about Australia, which are from […]
The class teacher was preparing her class of teenagers on how to behave if they were out on a date. “Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her in a nice way […]
There are many times when women don’t understand men, and vice versa when men don’t understand women. It’s a fact of life that the brains of men and women are wired differently, and all too often we just don’t think the same way. Here is a list of facts that […]
We all know that men and women drive differently, but it’s amazing how men and women take road trips differently. Well at least stereotypically they do, meaning that not all men are good drivers and of course not all women are bad drivers either but they way in which men […]