There is one thing that is certain in this world and that is if you don’t look busy at work, people will think you are being idle. So, here are ten commandments for looking like you are working hard, even when you are not. I don’t know about you, but […]
The Best Funny Boss
A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]
A woman storms into her boss’s office and she tells him in no uncertain words, “I heard that all the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment, everyone except for me!” Her boss is still staring at her in shock and surprise when she continues her […]
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his fist on his desk, almost spilling his cup of coffee. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” […]
The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him standing there, staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter the room, he proclaimed idly, “It’s certainly going to be a beautiful day today Cynthia”. “I don’t think so”, replied his secretary, “the weather forcast said […]
The boss walked into his office early in the morning one day and discovered that one of his managers was in there, kissing his secretary. To make it worse, the manager literally had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet and it sure looked like things were about to […]
The boss went up to one of his employees and asked him, “Do you believe in life after death?” “Yes, sir, I do”, the employee replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine”, the boss went on. The boss paused for a moment, then continued, “This may sound really strange […]