A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, “Did your try to stop him?” “No”, the blonde receptionist said, “but it’s ok, I got the license plate number!” […]
The Best Funny BMW
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A blonde woman had always wanted to own a really fancy car and she had just bought herself a BMW. To have an expensive car, a status symbol to drive around and flaunt had been her dream for years and she had scrimped and saved, worked overtime and finally had […]
A group of men were sitting in the men’s changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rang. A man walked over, picked it up, and the following conversation ensued: “Hello?” “Honey, it’s me. Are you […]